Who is Floderten?

And what is a “flodert”, anyway?

First off, “flodert” is a made up word. It doesn’t mean anything. Once in the 8th or 9th grade, one of my friends wanted to call me a ‘hippo’ in a text message. ‘Hippo’ in Danish is ‘flodhest’, and since the cell phone dictionary couldn’t spell that, it wrote ‘flodert’. And so it kind of stuck.

I’d do a “100 things about me”, but I don’t think I could come up with 100 facts about myself. Perhaps some day.